Fictional Conversation about a Turtle

“That turtle is definitely gonna get bigger.”
“No, the pet shop told me they stay like this.”
“That’s not true. That kind of turtle is definitely not that small.”
“What do you mean? It’s obviously small.”
“Well yeah, right now it is. But in a year it’s gonna be like five times as big.”
“I don’t think so. These things are at pet shops all the time. They’re always tiny.”
“Yeah that’s because they’re babies. They only sell the babies and it’s illegal as hell.”
“What? No. That’s not true.”
“Well, guess we’ll see in a year.”
“Yeah okay. Guess we will.”

The turtle got way bigger.

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