Annual Winter Sports Post

It’s February, which means it’s time for my obligatory annual winter sports post that I have never done before and probably never will again! I actually lifted this from my old tumblr, but it’s relevant again now that NPR aired an exposé on these terrorists:

The next time I hear Queen while hitting the slopes, I’m switching out my K2 skis for my Atlas Sports snowshoes and scuffling as fast as I can back to the safety and warmth of the lodge, though I doubt the rustic log walls would offer much protection from the kind of heat these nutballs are packing.

JK I’ve never skied in my life but seriously I probably never will, as the idea of these snow assassins showing up to paint the bunny hill red with my lifeblood has become my latest semi-irrational fear.

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